Welcome back, Paid Subscribers!
How have you been? That’s wonderful. Glad to hear it. Me? Oh, just hanging out in the park, daring strangers to touch my braid. You know how it goes.
In today’s NMFO:
Orchestral pop to make Jeff Lynne proud
Dentist office music (but in a good way)
The trials of a woman named Skeeter
A gloriously misguided music video, annotated
We all settled in? Everybody peed? Okay, let’s begin.