NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #23A
Luck just kissed you hello!
Oh…hello, Paid Subscribers. I wasn’t expecting you. Wow, this is awkward. You caught me practicing my completely normal way to stand.
Whatever, I’ll finish this later. In the meantime, here’s what awaits you in today’s Paid-Only edition of New Music for Olds:
Getting around to Mos Def
Power mullet Lou
Lilting sociopaths
An extremely harmonious playlist
Reagan era homoeroticism
And…Captain Kangaroo!
Let us waste no more time!