NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #31A

The ol' bait and switch

Boy oh boy, just wait until you see the avalanche amazing stuff I have lined up for this week’s newsle—

[SFX TROMBONE FART]

Psyche! I ain’t got shit! I have repaid your steadfast financial support with BUPKIS! And I don’t mean a biographical sitcom featuring the affable-but-inexplicably-beloved Pete Davidson.

Look, I’m going to be real with you: this week …