NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #31A
The ol' bait and switch
Boy oh boy, just wait until you see the avalanche amazing stuff I have lined up for this week’s newsle—
[SFX TROMBONE FART]
Psyche! I ain’t got shit! I have repaid your steadfast financial support with BUPKIS! And I don’t mean a biographical sitcom featuring the affable-but-inexplicably-beloved Pete Davidson.
Look, I’m going to be real with you: this week …