NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #40A

Flaccid moments in pop music history

Good day, Paid Subscriber. Welcome to today’s regrettably (refreshingly?) brief off-week newsletter. I’m sure you’ll take it in stride.

This guy decides if you get a bank loan

NMFO #40A is a real goofy one, so all I can say is…you’ve been warned!

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THAT ONE SONG

I wan’t organically listening to anything appropriate for NEWS TO ME this week, so I decided to give myself a little assignment.