Happy pre-Holidays!
It’s December 20th and I’m really starting to get into the spirit. Look out world, I’m breaking out my Christmas apparel!
In today’s Paid Subscriber newsletter:
2023’s crop of would-be Mariahs
Christmastime in Rapture
A dignity-free holiday grovel
A stern talking-to from Saint Nick
A few burning questions
Let’s get this Yule log rolling.