Good day, readers old and new.
For reasons unknown, NMFO has had a unusually large stream of new signups over the past few days. I’ll inquire more in next week’s main newsletter, but if you’re one of these new arrivals…
I should also offer an immediate apology. This week’s newsletter is only for Paid Subscribers, which means you’re headed straight for Paywall City. But get a glimpse of what you’ll be missing:
What goes into a proper post-hardcore band name
Tasty acid-wash schlock
A round of Name That Sample
Parenting struggles from ther bowels of Hell
And finally…um…if I tell you, you will immediately and justifiably unsubscribe
Cryptic, right? Considering an upgrade? Well, I shan’t deny you.
And now, with that out of the way…