Hello! Welcome to the first paid-only edition of New Music for Olds. You are a mighty bunch, standing in defiance of the unpaid hordes. You’re like the Spartans in 300, only there aren’t 300 of you. YET! No matter—you are righteous and formidable and your abs have been digitally enhanced in post. Tonight we dine in hell!
As you know, I’m new to the newsl…