Schedule change
A brief dispatch from NMFO central
It’s 1pm on Wednesday. You’ve finished your chores, you’ve hired a sitter, you’ve made peace with your god. And now you’re ready to settle in with your very favorite-ist newsletter, New Music for Olds.
Everything, your entire life, has led to this moment.
But wait, what’s this? No NMFO? Some bullshit about a “schedule change”? What the fuck?? DID YOU JUST RUIN YOUR FANCY SLEEVELESS TEE FOR NOTHING??
Climb down off the ledge, dear reader. All is not lost.
Due to a change in my schedule, NMFO will now be hitting your inbox on Fridays at 1pm, for (at least) the next six weeks. Sorry I failed to inform you sooner, but then what excuse would I have found for all these sweet Billy Squire GIFs?
The upshot is, I’ll see you in a couple days. I’ve got some good shit coming your way. Go ahead and start bating your breath1.
Before I go, here’s your chance to tell me to fuck off with this Friday nonsense.
See you in 48!
Ew.
I’m ok with this and I appreciate the notice.