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Pustard.

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I am also that tubby dude.

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“Martyr Sauce” just became my new all-audience faux expletive.

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Yeah, feels good rolling off the tongue, doesn't it?

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I think this week's newsletter is a success simply for capturing so well a particular bit of self-sabotage "Just one of those days where you bully yourself into not doing the things you know would make you feel better." PS - A friend's band wrote a song about a fictional HS metal band, Brokÿn Nëedle

https://open.spotify.com/track/3cGySjl34OdxUAjmwyzyXQ?si=38a02bd2713f4f3c Enjoy!

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Wow, I dig this Ultimate Fakebook stuff. Not miles apart from The Dirty Nil, actually. Thanks for the inadvertent rec!

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"Almost immediately reinstalling a paralysis-inducing iPhone game I managed to quit playing years ago"

You, sir, are appropriating my lived experience. I literally did this like two weeks ago and it was one of the most frightening things that has ever happened to me.

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The modern world is killing us.

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You are not alone, Street fighter duel and Marvel snap have claimed more productive hours from me than I care to admit. Be sure to use my promo link when you sign up for awesome free gifts!

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