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You didn't mention that CKRAFT, in addition to brass, has an ACCORDION player. I'm instantly in. Sold.

Thank you so much for that metal encyclopedia. Looking forward to grooving to 666 Shades of Shit and Angelic Assblast. (But only if they have accordions.)

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How could I!

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Oh dang, I needed some laughs and this issues is littered with them. I'm definitely employing Shitgripper in text messages going forward. And the Encyclopaedia will sit at the head of the table at our next family dinner. Just have gramma type in COCK and let the fun begin!

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Move over, Charades!

(Also, thanks for the kind words!)

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Wow- great post! Fire Action are amazingly, perfectly awful! The video even more so! I will definitely be checking out that metal bands online resource.

Also check out doomcharts.com for a list of metal albums from 2024. I have heard maybe 5 of the hundreds they share, many of them outstanding.

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Man, I've spent more time on that Doom Charts list than I had planned. Weirdly, my favorite was #50 and I didn't really like anything in the top ten. But yeah, this site is a treasure trove. Thanks for the rec!

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Ohhhhh.."Dick" in the Encyclopedia brings up "Dick Butkis" as the second result. I'm a better person for knowing that.

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I think I'm partial to Truck Stop Dick Pill.

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I hope you bought that hummingbird.

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Shhhhhh. Can't wait until my wife stares at it blankly on valentines day!

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Anal Ass 😂😂❤️❤️

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You've gotta make sure your point gets across.

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Love the sound and vibe of the Ela Minus track.

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That's actually one of the more commercial tracks on the album, so definitely check it out.

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Forming a hair-metal/ska band, Ticklish Pickle Sherbet.

Auditions to be held at Sea World during their fireworks show.

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Trying to picture someone skanking and headbanging at the same time. Seems dangerous.

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